speedbump

A line of either Ritalin or Adderall that you blow... makes you speedy!

Guy 1: Man, I have so much work to do tonight.

Guy 2: Don't sweat it, buddy. Just do a speedbump, you'll get it done in no time.

by speed-demon65 February 22, 2010

Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007

Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010

speed bumping

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

by BBlanc March 15, 2009

speed date

when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"

speed dating is for wankers.

by dude January 21, 2004

Speedball

A drinking game involving a min. of 4 players (2 players on each team), 4 cans of beer and a pong ball.

A can of beer is set on each corner of a retangular table. Each team takes a side and cracks their beers (not all the way, only slightly as to ease opening during actual play). Then one person on either team throws the pong ball at the opposing teams beer. If they hit it they have to open their beer all the way and then drink as quickly as possible while the other team hurries to get the ball and return it to the table. When the other team recovers the ball they must return it to the table< touching it to the table, and yelling stop. This in turn signals the opposite team to stop drinking. Now its' the other teams' turn. A team may have more than 2 players if one is unable to run and designates a 'runner' (someone who returns the ball to the table after it is thrown). The object of the game is to be the first team to drink both cans of beer (hence the name "Speedball". You may not share/swap beers with each other or the opposing teams. You may not touch the other teams beer. No one, outside of the players on your team, is allowed to assist in returning the ball to the table.

by SexiLexi1986 January 19, 2011

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016