by Hotsauce420 April 5, 2016
Get the steak sockmug. A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022
Get the Stale Sockmug. Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.
"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."
"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
by Jfiddy December 26, 2013
Get the Sock therapymug. The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.
Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022
Get the Poop Sockmug. A sock that goes around the penis
A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
by Help_me6601 July 19, 2022
Get the pecker sockmug. The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.
by Blaze rinse March 1, 2015
Get the thick sockmug. by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
Get the stocks and socksmug.