david-sized

incredibly small, microscopic, chodish, miniscule, little, tiny -usually referring to the pleasing size of a penis,dick, cock, wood, pocketrocket, etc.

Savannah Mack loves Jack's little tiny david-sized cock.

by savannah mack October 17, 2008

chocolate smile

The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.

Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile

by Waqas, Chris, David, May 23, 2006

plus size boat

In the sport of Crew (rowing) a boat that includes all the fat asses as the coach simply can not risk putting them in the top boats. Generally 2 or 3 poor rowers that are either amazing and set the example for the "plus size rowers" as well as the ones with terrible form get screwed over in the same boat or the ones that give off that "WTF are you even doing here" feel. This type of boat generally gets wrecked in any and all events as the fatty's double fuck over the boat in that they A) Weigh the boat down with there weight and B) Have absolutely no muscle tone and can not pull there weight. They are useally middle 4.

Plus size boat example:

Stroke seat (fit): Coach what was our time in the time in the race?!!
Coach: The winner got 6:30 and you guys got 20:35's
Fat ass: wait that race was full pressure right? I thought it was half.....
Stroke: wtf gtfo off my boat.

by pissedoffstrokeseat May 23, 2009

Size

A superior adjective for such words as cool, rad and awesome.

Slip this word into any converstaion and your friends will be amazed, hot women and wealth will soon follow!

Douche Bag: Did you go to that party last night?
Dude: Yeah, it was size.
Douche Bag: *explodes*

by Size August 4, 2005

does size matter

yes

boy: does size matter?
girl: yes very much

by hejejnshsjsnvebvshkqksn February 7, 2019

Seize the means of reproduction

When you take away a women's choice to have a child.

Person 1 - Hey I heard Japans population is really low.

Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.

by Hentaibro69XD May 30, 2019

Overly-Sized Clit

Being a pain in the ass or a situation that is too hard to bare.

1. You are being an Overly-Sized Clit right now, you just broke my new dildo, you lint-licker!
2. This Exam is such an Overly-Sized Clit.
Adj., V., N., Adv.

by Pantor V. Bichop March 7, 2010