sportscar

A prescription for people suffering from small dick syndrome (SDS)

I suffered from SDS . My therapist recommended me to get a sportscar. Now i'm happy.

by dildo777 January 9, 2024

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shortsified

When you upload a YouTube video that is under one minute and not in the 16:9 aspect ratio turns into a YouTube short but you did not want to make it a short and the video is lower quality due to the size of the YouTube shorts UI

Dammit! My new YouTube video got shortsified!

by bubblegumguy342 December 7, 2024

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Shortstack • Shortstop • SORTS • slort • sportscenter • slorps • sports guy • Slortch • sports fan • shortstuff

sportsbagging

Tradecraft used for gay liaisons in public toilets in UK. One party will carry a Sports bag into a cubicle, which both parties will then step into the unzipped and open sports bag and enjoy a standing knee trembler. Any suspicious or nosy person, peering under the door, will just see an innocuous Sportsbag, rather than 2 sets of feet!

I saw two poofters heading for the park loos, one had a Puma bag.....hope they enjoy their Sportsbagging

by Cowtown cooker April 28, 2024

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sportscar

A toy for people with SDS (small dick syndrome). Sometimes even recommended by doctors

I got a Dodge Viper sportscar, to cope with my SDS

by dildo777 May 20, 2024

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Sports Direct Mug

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.

Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

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