adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

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Story Book Finish

When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.

Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”

Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”

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snack story

A type of activity to read a book of something about snacks.

It's time for a snack story.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

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sex story

For horny ppls

Sex story: My girlfriend was next to me, snuggling up to me as we watched a movie. We had been sitting there for awhile. The movie was sappy and romantic… but suddenly, it came to a sex scene. It was a hot scene too, the man pounding a woman on a desk relentlessly. I couldn’t help but feel my dick start to harden. My girlfriend noticed, and straddled me. I gasped in surprise as she kissed me, my dick now fully erect. “Wanna take this to the bedroom?” She groaned, and I nodded. We rushed up there, hurriedly undressing. We got to my bed, and she only had her panties on, and I only had my boxers. I pulled my boxers off as she ripped her panties off. She moaned, seeing just how big I was. It didn’t stop her, and I could see how wet her pussy was as she lowered herself onto my cock, moaning. I grunted, thrusting up. She whimpered, rocking her hips, so I thrusted faster. I reached down and rubbed her clit. “Good girl..” I grunted, and I could tell she was close. I thrusted up faster, feeling her walls clench. “Ahh!” She yelled as she came, and I soon followed, moaning as I shot my hot load into her. She kept grinding, riding her wave of pleasure.

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