Czech golden shower

A VZ-61. It runs away so fast the shells hit the ground later. Yeah, you're welcome Brandon.

Its like the Czech golden shower.

by athingwithstuff November 17, 2022

winning big on a tv game show

James Holzhauer. Literally just James Holzhauer

James Holzhauer was really winning big on a tv game show until he lost the game

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa72 February 18, 2021

I like your shoelaces

A phrase used by Tumblr users to detect another Tumblr user in the real world. Appropriate response is "Thanks, I stole them from the president!"

(Tumblr user out in public)
"I like your shoelaces"
(The respondent that is also a Tumblr User)
"Thanks, I stole them from the president!"

by Whovian-classicrock-fandom November 16, 2012

Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

by adk132 December 8, 2009

Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

Showet

"Show it" said quickly

Do you have evidence that they're the Impostors? Showet.

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap June 17, 2021

shotohing

The act of staring at wall to not expose ones position

Dude, stop shotohing you are delaying the fucking round.

by aicek July 22, 2021