Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

Russian Salsa

The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole

Hey bro you want some Russian salsa

by Rune_Gundersen December 10, 2013

Russian Bull

A buck or mule cocktail made with vodka, ginger beer, and lime. Consumption leads one to casually mention highly-shocking anecdotes and to search for assistance with seemingly simple tasks. Synonyms: Moscow Mule; Ida.

I rode the Russian Bull hard, long, and deep last night. I blacked out and I am not sure how I got home. What do I doooooo?

by Breeon January 31, 2014

Russian Steam Pipe

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.

Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.

by Clint Torres March 6, 2014

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

russian stovepipe

The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole

Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe

by mr obvious March 8, 2015

Russian River

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.

Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.

by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015