Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys
by ur mum's sneaky link April 06, 2022
Boy#1 “get your hands off Riley cook he is mine!!!”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”
by Juan Pablo Escobar February 24, 2020
A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.
by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022