punch lunch

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

by Intercoursian December 30, 2008

punch a clown

To masterbate

Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton

by nadnadnadsss September 25, 2010

punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b June 4, 2012

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013

punch palace

A "punch palace" is a venue such as a bar, club or nightclub that that has a reputation to be rowdy and often has physical fights between it's patrons. The cops are often called there.

Jim: "Hey Joe, let's try this corner bar called the Backstreet Pub."
Joe: "Let's try elsewhere, I hear there's always fights there, it's a known punch palace."

by dannywho May 4, 2018

Bomb-punch

Misuse of explosive weapons in any video game by intentionally standing too close to the target when using and/or detonating said explosives. The resulting explosion is usually equally damaging to both the player and his or her target, but any player willing to take this risk generally doesn't mind the consequences.

blackNOS92: I just bought a rocket launcher for my character.
bluen3b03: Sweet, now you can Bomb-punch people!
blackNOS92: I kno!

by N3B November 18, 2005

gurgle punch

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.

Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.

by you need some gum, hun September 26, 2006