procrasturbation

When one takes great pleasure in the act of putting something off.

When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.

by chinesedentist February 4, 2012

procetard

A person who follows process to simply follow process blindly.

When your peers and management do something without reason. Much like charging up a mountain with a squirt gun to take down the machine gun turret simply because a process stated to do so; procetard.

by hatingdumbshit February 21, 2012

Procrastiklaine

To put off doing something to experience more Klaine.
Most common after a new episode of Glee is released.

I was supposed to clean the house today but I decided to Procrastiklaine instead.

I am a procrastiklainer.

Teacher: Why don't you have your homework?
Klainer: I was too busy procrastiklaining.

I was about to do my homework but then I procrastiklained.

by KlainetheWolf March 9, 2012

Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.

"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.

by Ramshel March 10, 2012

procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.

"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."

by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.

Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."

by discoN8 October 4, 2012

procrastitidy

To put off work by tidying your room/house. Extreme forms include removing the furniture to vacuum underneath and cleaning the oven.

After having procrastitidy for at least two hours Wayne finally settled down to do some work.

by sternboller September 16, 2012