the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

what the plum

Innocent, comedic and abrupt way of stating “what the hec!”

Or a phrase in use when baffled over something abrupt or instantaneous.

“Man your Halo skills need working”
“What the plum dude! Thought you were ‘Mr Nice Guy’, my Halo skills are far from needing any practice.”

by Targaryen April 21, 2018

Tennessee red plum

When she pulls ur asshole out and licks ur inner guts clean

Last night my girlfriend Tennessee red plumed me all night

by BiggyPP:P November 5, 2019

Daddy sugar plum

One cool mf that fucks milfs

Woah is that daddy sugar plum

by 69_swag_master July 19, 2021

discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 26, 2021

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022