regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

postcoital phone call

Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.

It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!

by Nola70115 January 18, 2009

cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.

shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!

by nicole and carson March 22, 2005

cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.

Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.

by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013

Plones

Shortened word for provolone (cheese)
It means money.
Popularized by rapper Stunna Cold

I’m counting up these plones

by prizs January 15, 2022

Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.

Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.

by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008