Fake phone call

An easy way to get out of an unwelcome or otherwise uncomfortable conversation.

I don't want to keep hearing about your fucking "two finger la-la with that skank" anymore... "I Gotta go, I've got a fake phone call."

by giantkahuna December 15, 2012

Soulular phone

A term created by Soulshaping author Jeff Brown, the Soulular phone is your pipeline to divinity, connecting your individual path to Universal Consciousness. When it rings, be sure to answer it. It's the divine Mother calling to remind you of the next step on your journey. The more inner work you have done to clear the lines, the clearer the connection.

I was really confused about the next step on my life's path and then I heard the soulular phone ring. I answered it and I knew what to do next.

by Soleshaper April 13, 2014

boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

I phone

A phone that is better than any other phone

What kind of phone you got an iPhone wow a i phone what is better than any phone

by Big puss puss October 18, 2019

phone sex

when two people talk on the phone moaning or texting.

i was up all night havin phone sex with dis hot chick!

by Dinosaur2 December 26, 2008

cell phone

A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped

Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !

by J.J.J. January 7, 2004

phone zit

The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone.

by zooa November 3, 2003