wet paint

That little bit of shit just inside the outer rim of the asshole. Only seen when the anus is relaxed.

John: So... I was 69 with Marissa on top of me.

Steve: Okay...

John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?

Steve: Yeah?

John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!

by Double X November 5, 2008

paintbrush

slang for a sexual motion to slimuate the clitorris of a woman with the tongue, a motion a man does on a women when he takes his tongue and goes straight down her clitoris

That head was so fire, he did the paintbrush on me gurl!

by tmillzillwill January 15, 2008

painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

Finger Painting

After anal sex, the female takes a giant dump on the males back, and smears it down creating a smooth layout. The female then writes her full name using her finger with the shit that is on the males back.

Mary took a shit on my back, and left her trademark finger painting.

by Dene V April 3, 2008

War Paint

A mixture of blood, come, and fecal matter that drips, runs, or bursts out of the ass of an individual who has been engaging in rough anal sex, sometimes onto the face of an unsuspecting lover.

Under the runny, pinkish layer of war paint Joshua picked up fisting, screwing, and rimming Antonio, he actually looked quite content...and sexy.

by Crammer September 27, 2004

taint paint

Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.

You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!

by AFRO12 June 27, 2007

paint job

to lick up and down the shaft of a penis

I gave him a paint job, and then he gave me a pearl necklace.

by painterlady March 15, 2008