I miss my dog

code used by self conscious men in reference to the fact that they can't keep an erection

"Dude, I miss my dog..." Francis
"Man that sucks..."Francis's only friend

by NIPSS April 30, 2012

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(to) miss the forest

Are they closing down/cancelling everything again?

Do you get support payments?

new semester about to kick off here. plus a minor job. plus the uncertainty of childrens daycare, schools. i depend on Kindergarten so strongly - to get ahead.

(to) miss the forest for the trees

by Krkič October 6, 2020

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Ole Miss is located in a shithole of North Mississippi. The typical Ole Miss male student can be seen wearing skinny jeans, ascot, bowtie, and pointed-toes shoes. The typical Ole Miss female student is a whore that is looking for a doctor or lawyer to take care of them. They live in a fantasy world where everything is fake.
In football, they think they are always #1, even though they are Vanderbilt's bitch in all sports.

Look how that idiot is dressed, he must be from Ole Miss.

by Cal Buell May 29, 2018

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Little Miss Manners

A female douche that thinks she is the center of the universe. Usually a terribly mainstream daddy's girl from the middle class suburbs with very little redeeming qualities. The irony is, they generally have no manners at all and most people, excluding masochists or people in dire need of friends/attention for a myriad of reasons, hate their guts.

"Remember when Little Miss Manners used to work here? That idiot labeled everything she put in the employee fridge."

"Oh yeah, what a bitch! I mean honestly, no one wants her San Pellegrino!"

"As if, I just love how she discovers things so late and acts like she's the only one that ever thought of it."

by Ralph McGregor May 30, 2008

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