Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it

"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018

toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018

BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

by raff the real February 24, 2019

Sugar loafed

Getting it up the bum by a welsh sheep up the sugarloaf mountain aka a sheep shagger.

He got absolutely slizzered last night, he ended up getting bloody sugar loafed what a nonce.

by Welsh69 April 22, 2019

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Mrs.Loftus

A crazy bitch who like old men and pervs on little baby’s getting changed in bathrooms. When she finds a house to break in she will leave it a mess and make a sandwich with their food. Also a kinky whore who watches old men porn

Boy one: did your hear Mrs.loftus broke in my neighbors house

Boy two: yo that bitch was watching my little brother he changed in the bathroom

Boy one: ya she weird as hell

by Robald hank August 11, 2019

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019