Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.

Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Johnny Orlando

the most beautiful human that has ever stepped on earth. he is very funny, un-problematic, and hard working. he deserves the entire universe

johnny orlando is so beautiful omg *dies because he is so pretty*

by jadiawillrise January 25, 2019

Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.

Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.

by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022

Dawson Johnny

Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them

You should always try to date a man like Dawson Johnny

by Slabi December 2, 2021

a johnny

another word for a condom. aka, a rubber johnny

person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet

by skettyelf November 23, 2021

Johnnys

condoms its a word used mostly in ireland and the uk

friend:are u wearin johnnys lad?
person:yea
friend:ah fair play to ya

by yanansnikers June 30, 2021

Johnny Depplings

Johnny Depplings is a Youtube channel started by secret operatives of the 🅱️ambridge 🅱️ougars as a way to distribute propaganda against the power of Fergie's "A Little Party Never Killed Nobody"

Hey did you see the new Johnny Depplings video on Youtube? It's Grrrrrreat!

by Cougie's Funhouse October 17, 2019