jeshna

The most sincere and honest person in the world

A very good and amazing girlfriend ,always try to make others happy

She is a very sweet ,cute girl
She is literally perfect

Ohhh damn that girl is nice ,she must be a jeshna

by Moana2 May 25, 2018

Jesus Smuggling

When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.

Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.

by Tybaltdavies July 21, 2019

Jesua

Totally funny, smart, sarcastic and pretty girl. She somehow manages to get all the boys and can be friends with anyone. She is probably the bestest of the best friends you could ever find. Though she may have an equal amount of enemies and friends. She is strong mentally and physically and can beat any boy or girl if they really piss her off.

JERRY: Look Tom! That girl is hot! Lets go talk to her!
TOM: That must be Jesua she is known for being hot and attractive.

by basketballfreak🏀 March 14, 2020

Big Jesus

Any van larger than a "soccer mom" car can be called a "big jesus". The term alludes to such 4 row vans used by travelling church groups, which can seat around 8-10 people at maximum capacity. (These types of cars are also often used by campers and carpoolers.)

The term can be used as a size and appearance description with or without implication. A noncommittal use of the term in reference to one's own (or a friend's/family's) car can constitute the term as more of a pet name than sarcastic or mocking. However the term can easily be darkly mocking, mildly to moderately sarcastic and passive aggressive- a common implication being that that the speaker has a dislike or little patience for organized religions and their public visibility of character and/or influence common in areas like the American bible belt.

1: Person A- "Did you get stuck riding in the big jesus to the feild trip?"

Person B- "Ya, I was herded in with a bunch of other people."

2: Person A- "Mom's going to pick us up in big jesus."

Person B- "Ok."

3: (In a parking lot) Person A- "Yikes, look, it's a big jesus."

Person B- "Weirdos, freaks and bigots, oh my!"

Person A- "Hahaha, too true."

by Cheschyr July 13, 2010

Cor jesu girl

These girls are really smart. But watch out because they can be crazy partiers. They either are the ones not going to parties or the ones hammered drunk at them. But watch out because they can be bitchy know it alls.

That Cor Jesu girl is such a know it all

by Willjohnson May 23, 2017

Jessica

An awesome, outgoing, fun girl who is just naturally super pretty. She is not shy at all and she is an awesome friend to have. Will always cheer you up and is super real. Everyone wants to be friends with her. She's down to do almost anything, from shopping to camping.

I want to hang out with Jessica.

by TheNameIsSoup October 30, 2016

Jessie

The most amazing girl you will ever find. She is sweet funny beatiful gorgeous and has an amazing personality. Her eyes hair everything is grate about her. She is crazy but always fun to hang out with. Youll love a Jessie if you find one. I know i do and i will always. Her smile. Its amazing. She might mess with you a little. But no matter what you will always smile when you are around her. Once you meet a Jessie dont let her go.

I love Jessie.

by McJuggerNuggets July 24, 2015