Bull-to-the-junkie

What somebody may say when they don't wanna say "Bull-shit", or anything like that.

Guy1: You know Justin Bieber?
Guy2: Yeah, what about him?
Guy1: He won the Artist of the Year award the other day.
Guy2: What?! That's such bull-to-the-junkie.

by MrCybrody January 12, 2011

junk

What you use when you are busy having sex. See 'cock' or 'penis'.

Keller has a huge junk.

by mcrest sausage fest October 2, 2002

Halo junkie

When a guy you date no longer wants to do anything but play Halo all the damn time and be a big ass looser!!

My husband is a worthless "halo junkie", he is addicted to that game!!

by Timaree April 22, 2008

sucka my junk

a useful phrase with a variety of meanings
1. command: to desire for one to suck one's junk
2. insult: to express anger or frustration
3. response: often meaning "yes," "no," "maybe," or "i dunno"
4. however the hell else you wanna say it. you can't limit "sucka my junk" to a definition. bitch.

J-rod: SUCKA MY JUNK, BITCH!

by two spotter mgee November 22, 2003

trunk in the junk

A large genital package.

That boy's got a trunk in the junk.

by B. Leonard July 24, 2008

junkmuncher

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

by Funktified August 22, 2006

junkit

The process of filtering all email from an unknown address into the JUNK folder.

I sure hope this message gets to you and that your email filter does not junkit.

by Aloha Scott July 2, 2008