i beats

Something you utter just as you beat someone.

Guy 1: "I beats!" *whack*
Guy 2: *sad face*

by haysupqtpai June 18, 2008

i-bag

The act of T-bagging by a person who is missing one testicle, or a uninut.

Do you think that Lance Armstrong i-bagged Cheryl Crow? I know I would've.

by The Great Badger October 16, 2008

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010

I-ready

I-ready is something that melts ur brain,but teachers still use it.so im in high school they stopped it when i was in middle but i still remember yoop and plory and the sad voice and how it felt to play cat stacker but thats it

"damn we had to do i-ready today"jimmy says,"i think it melted my brain"

by hehheheehhe February 9, 2023

I bomb

The equivalent of an f bomb, except using 1st person in an expository essay.

I think the I bomb is actually a noticeable way to state your opinions in an essay. And yes, I just dropped an I bomb.

by pandakoala January 25, 2009

I-ron

Same as Iron just the correct way to pronounce it

"You say I-ron weird dude, it's literally I-ron".

by mdog70 December 2, 2019

i-405

The 405 is one of LA's most important and troublesome freeways (or car

The 405 cuts right through classic L.A. culture exports like the Valley, Bel Air, Santa Monica and eventually the O.C. while the 10 passes through the heart of the city climaxing in the best panoramic view of downtown - and both are legendary for their traffic; trust me, you haven not truly experienced bumper-to-bumper, painful, want to end-one's-life traffic in your lifetime until you have enjoyed a rush hour trip on either of these main arteries of the city. It's also the greatest source of free parking in West LA.

Ultimately, I think you have to choose the 405 because when you finally crawl over the the top of the hill heading south from the Valley into the main basin of Los Angeles, the view of the region is spectacular... and you'll have plenty of time to appreciate it because you'll be moving at no more than 5 mph an hour. There's nothing more L.A. than that!

"I wish I could park my car there and have dinner. After all, I can come back 3 hours later and the car will still be in the same spot."

"What, you mean the 405?"

"Yup, nothing like the good ol' 405.

I-405 is the freeway that goes through West LA.

by AYAUS October 29, 2014