The study of how normal economic forces get twisted, warped, and broken when applied to the American health care system.
You spent $7,000 extra in health insurance premiums, to buy a Gold policy that only knocked $2,000 off the Bronze plan deductible? That's healthcareonomics for you.
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Hoes that are in good shape. Could be that hottie at the Running for Brews 5k or the thick chick you can't keep your eyes off of when she's squatting at the gym.
You running this next 5k with me?!
No way, but I'll be there to cheer you on tho... Definitely going to be some healthy hoes there!
No way, but I'll be there to cheer you on tho... Definitely going to be some healthy hoes there!
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Heather/Kiaonna is UNSTOPPABLE.
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Get the heather/kiaonna mug.Extremely rare creature, He may only be one (although there are rumors of more), he is always finding ways to make a Coribear smile and fighting his way to her no matter how far away or near she may be. You may find him in a tree-stand during any given hunting season and on the lake and river from spring through fall . He has been spotted in mountainous regions west of central standard time. He has been known to kick some ass and talk some trash.
Warning:
Do not attempt to take a Coribear away from him. He may actually rip you a new butthole and make you eat your next meal from it.
Warning:
Do not attempt to take a Coribear away from him. He may actually rip you a new butthole and make you eat your next meal from it.
Is that a Heathbear?
Dang, I wish I was a Coribear. :/
I freakin wish I was a Heathbear so I could have a Coribear!
Dang, I wish I was a Coribear. :/
I freakin wish I was a Heathbear so I could have a Coribear!
by Redneckalicious December 26, 2016
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(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
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