To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your
burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda
like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my
pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."