When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.
NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.
NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.
Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!
by Mopfish June 22, 2009
Get the Jellyfish Handsmug. Refers to fat girls.
It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)
It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)
by Mike March 1, 2005
Get the Hand of Flourmug. by steezy September 18, 2003
Get the good handmug. A penisless retardo with no brains, bad breath, and a compulsion for trying to be Hard on the internet.
by XanthosNZ April 10, 2007
Get the Hand of Hecatemug. when a guy jizzes in a girls hand while shes sleeping and then tickles her face and then she touches her face.
when my girlfriend came over my house last night, she fell assleep on my couch cause she said she had a rough day and that pissed me off so i gave her a hand full.
by DJJazzyJeff27 June 10, 2009
Get the hand fullmug. To play with a guy's balls. The girl can mouth them or handle them with her hands. It is a sexual foreplay which is done to induce a trusting relationship. Once conquered this trust exercise, the man has proven to trust the girl with his most vulnerable body part.
Joey: O Monica, you're good at hand ball; I hope Chandler doesn't find out.
Monica: O don't worry, he's cool with it; I've given him plenty of hand ball.
Monica: O don't worry, he's cool with it; I've given him plenty of hand ball.
by obnoxiousacorns May 20, 2009
Get the hand ballmug. the term for two lesbians having sex, when it is inappropriate to say it outloud.
One may also use the term: Shake hands, when asking if two people previous were shaking hands.
One may also use the term: Shake hands, when asking if two people previous were shaking hands.
"Were Lisa and Michelle shaking hands last night?"
"You know Tristian is always shaking hands."
"Did you already shake hands this morning?"
"You know Tristian is always shaking hands."
"Did you already shake hands this morning?"
by jhawklez February 4, 2010
Get the Shaking Handsmug.