Goose

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion

1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!

by EddyB February 7, 2005

goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

You, is a goose.

by akiralives July 30, 2006

Goose

To take another females money.

If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".

by Natural K September 8, 2009

GooseCorp

A group of skids who think they can hack

Hear about those fucking fucks GooseCorp?

by 394813904248120948124 November 18, 2020

goose

insecure geek

I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape

by truth hurts May 16, 2003

Goose Cum

something you yell really loud and hope your parents don't hear or a cart pusher at wal-mart

man look at that goose cum he needs to get a real job

by therealandrewbolten February 4, 2009

Goosepoop

The acting of busting a nut (excrementing Semen) on a females chest.

"yo man that was some straight up Goosepoop shit!" This can be taken in more than one way. This quote can be referred to as two people talking about a porno where a man busted his load on a hott females breasts. Yet it can also be talking about something thats really cool. as in "that beat was straight up Goosepoop!" ie, off the chain.

by Iridescent Exposure January 4, 2008