Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.

Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.

by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022

Goose

A guy that would never post fake definitions on Urban Dictionary

Hey that guy would never Goose that sh**

by JPaulPierce III June 24, 2022

diego/goose

he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation

is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)

“whose loud ass music is that?!”
“oh its just diego/goose.”

by whoupfarting12345 June 26, 2022

Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

Silly Goose

A woman who flirts with you but then looses interest and rejects you once you catch feelings.

Connor: Bro, how is Lizzie doing?
Mark: No idea, she stopped snapping me. She is such a silly goose!

by SpicyTriangle July 28, 2022

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022