Florida boy

A man of weak virtues making him an overindulging pig who is often a fat loser who is awkward and second to all in every situation they find themselves in

look at that fat loser Dylan he's such a Florida boy

by fingersishappy October 23, 2022

Flaris

Silly asian emo-slut (pffsh, Asians can't be emo) with large, floppy breasts and no male sex organs with which to bouch folk.
AKA "Gilly Gumdrop".

I took advantage of Flaris in his sleep. o.-

by Chant March 11, 2005

Florin Salam

Florin Salam is a manalele Romanian singer and he sucks

"-Bro Florin Salam sucks"
"-I agree onii-chan"

by ThisUserWasntMadein2009 June 9, 2021

Florida-Style Barbecue

A style of barbeque, and resulting sub-culture lifestyle, indigenous to Florida. Originally, Florida-style barbecue was developed in the region around Orlando, utilizing the region's abundance of citrus fruits and tears from children frightened by Mickey Mouse at Disney World.

Florida-style barbecue first came to national attention in the late 2000's, following a series of seminal research papers published by a group of Princeton academics in 'American Anthropologist.'

ESPN Commentator Jeff Van Gundy: "Dwight Howard is really carrying this Orlando team right now"
ESPN Commentator Mark Jackson: "You know, I hear they have some really good Florida-Style Barbecue down here in Orlando."

by foodfan July 20, 2011

Florida Jail Cell

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.

Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."

by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011

Florian

Florian is not a bad guy, he is usually cute, but can be extremely agressive and have some racist thoughts. If you know a Florian, don't try and be too close to him, or you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

This guy is so racist, but can be kind, he's such a Florian

by awesomegurl204 November 21, 2021

Flaring Angel

The weirdest Greek person you'll ever meet, but we still <3 her.. .sorta, her 3 penis's are kind of odd, as are her unicorn horns for nipples.

Wow, Flaring Angel is a huge noob.

by the Anonymous 9000 January 20, 2009