Firestarters

Any conversation, piece of information, or question that you prepare the night before when you wanna ask out a girl.

( firestarters #1)Me- Hey how come you were absent yesterday and monday? were you sick?

her- yeah.

(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.

her- oh cool.

me- did you get yours yet?

her- no...

me- why not?

her- nobody asked me...

(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left

her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?

me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.

her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*

me- SUH-WEET!
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me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.

friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.

me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.

friend- sweet idea dude!

by MaximumOverdrive February 19, 2009

foresee

A big turd of a human being who rarely comes to work and passes out drunk in women's restrooms.

Did you see that guy? He was all Foresee'd up.

by 'ol bitchell April 17, 2009

Forester

A girl with a large back side. Referring to the Subaru SUV with 27 cubic feet of storage space.

Look at that fat fucking forester!

by SM February 5, 2005

foreteen

A power couple name for the most annoying romance on television. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley and Eric Foreman.
*Shudder*

Person 1: I remember when House was good.
Person 2: Yes. Before Foreteen killed it.

by HennaRantingMorrow May 5, 2009

Foreskin trepidation

A condition experienced by women who are dating and/or mingling with a man who is European (or "not American") where there is extreme anxiety over whether or not he is circumsized. Could be a deal-breaker in many dating relationships.

Hey Michelle have you ever been with a man who is uncirmusized?

Yea, it was disgusting and required a different skill set.

I thought so. I'm experiencing foreskin trepidation.

by Not Hair Girl February 20, 2011

Forrest, to pull a

Divined from the Live journal of one teen-angst ridden college gentleman named Forrest (Forrest, from the Latin forestus meaning "group of dense trees")

(1) To write in an outwardly narcissistic or over-idealistic fashion by emphasizing not only your physical and scholastic aptitudes, but also your heightened emotional intelligence
(2) To infuse all of your live journal entries with overly-cheesy and trite pseudo-romanticisms in order to entice women
(3) To take pictures of irrelevant or household objects in order to appear deep and spiritually charged
(4) To squander nearly a quarter of a million dollars for an undergraduate education at a prestigious university only to yield a self-absorbed pseudo-intellectual whose only hope for a career in writing will involve a lot of luck and Hallmark Cards

"Today Mark sent me these weird ass pictures of nothing but a strangled duck and a styrofoam cup"

"Woah. He definitely pulled a Forrest."

by Lady Godiva April 20, 2004

sydney forrester

A fuckin slut, that needs to watch her back and keep her mouth shut..especially when it comes to blow jobs..

Sydney is a slut she likes to fuck every guy and she needs to watch her back.

by someone from augusta high school February 10, 2005