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Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.
"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)
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Deever Dusting

The act of having a gay prostitute snort coke off your erect penis
This politician really likes deever dusting before he presents ridiculous, unenforceable bills.
by Thatmightbeme January 27, 2025
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Diarrhea Dusting

When someone diarrheas on your face.
Bob likes to get a good ole diarrhea dusting down at the 711
by Peestack February 14, 2025
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Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
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Crawling Distance

The distance between two bars that are very close to each other.
Yeah, we’ll have no problem getting there. It’s within crawling distance.
by Joe Blow Choke Jack May 4, 2025
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Fairy dusting

When a twink farts in your mouth. Sometimes for sexual gratification sometimes for fun.
Guy 1: How did your date go with the guy you met up with on Grindr?
Guy 2: Well bitch… He was in the fairy dusting.
by Sman June 23, 2025
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Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
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