That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
by gayasswhale January 31, 2020
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“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
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The Bloodied Door is the debut album for the band, The Forgotten, made up of Jasper Lewis and American Psycho. The album is in the works right now and is set to be released sometime in the coming weeks/months. Updates can be found on the group's website (jasperlewis.cf) and will be released on YouTube, Soundcloud, Spotify, and Apple Music. The album has very high expectations from the fans of the band, and will most likely revolutionize the entire music industry.
by lilcj69 April 30, 2021
Get the The Bloodied Door mug.What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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by WonderBlox November 3, 2021
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Dad( or crazy Ex all those emo boys act like): OPEN THE DOOR PLeAsE
Veronica and the door: nah I’m chillin *plays Dora music*
Veronica and the door: nah I’m chillin *plays Dora music*
by LONELYSIMP March 10, 2022
Get the veronica and the door mug.When a guy finishes inside someone and slaps the orifice that the ejaculate is flowing out of. Sending it all over the room.
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