Dickity

Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.

by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

why does urban dictionary exist

The Question everyone asks once in awhile

Why does urban dictionary exist?

I don't know, I really don't know...

by @Insufficient June 10, 2016

Urban Dictionary Editors

THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET AND ONLY 1% OF THEM ARE GOOD EDITORS THAT ACTUALLY ACCEPT BEST WELL-INFORMED DEFINITIONS.

I'VE SENT LIKE ZILLIONS OF ACCURATE DEFINITIONS AND NONE OF THEM GETS ACCEPTED, UNLIKE PEOPLE'S PUBLISHED SHITTY ONES WHICH IS LEAST WRITTEN INFO ABOUT NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK.

Urban Dictionary Editors: this definition is too accurate and boring smh *rejects*
Also Urban Dictionary Editors: HAahA fuynn sex funi poo pOO pee pee definition!!1111 *accepts*

by ­­ June 27, 2020

Dickspace

Social network for people rejected by Facebook. Frequent users range from Insomniacs to Pornstars. Originally started by Shaktimaan. Main use is for porn and bitching.

Joe: Fuck Facebook, it's a bunch of useless people competing for popularity under the delusion that by winning they actually will get respect.

Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!

by unrealguy2004 August 6, 2009

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

by Char H April 27, 2007

Dickscrimination

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.

"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination

by Toastpolice September 16, 2009

Dickey Douche

Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.

"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"

"No, AdiKali did it."

"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."

by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009