Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 5, 2021

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 26, 2021

Carpet shark

Another word for a very nasty vagina

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.

by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021

Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021