The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.
"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
by The Insult Man October 17, 2021
Get the Constipaculation mug.Probably the best person you will ever meet. Constança is really funny and outgoing. She is obcessed with books and dark academia (just give her a book in her birthday).
Even though Constança was educated by gods, she is really insecure.
If you want a best friend than mabye Constança is the best choice despite her crazy behavior... she will protect you against anything.
She is also a hopessly romantic and a introvert.
Even though Constança was educated by gods, she is really insecure.
If you want a best friend than mabye Constança is the best choice despite her crazy behavior... she will protect you against anything.
She is also a hopessly romantic and a introvert.
Person 1: Damn have you seen Constança?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: I think she is going to kill me because I told her she couldn’t date Apollo.
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: I think she is going to kill me because I told her she couldn’t date Apollo.
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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A situation in Wordle in which the player has correctly established all but one letter, leaving a missing consonant. The cliff occurs when there are more consonants that could work than remaining guesses, leaving the player helpless and in fear of going over the “consonant cliff”
Hey alright! I got SHA*E on my first guess! So it’s gotta be SHADE…nope. Okay, SHAPE!….hmm, SHAME? GODDAMN IT! Here we go, SHALE! FUCK.
Last guess….SHARE??? It’s fucking SHAKE?? ! Fell to my death off the consonant cliff!!!
Last guess….SHARE??? It’s fucking SHAKE?? ! Fell to my death off the consonant cliff!!!
by PhatDaddyRed May 8, 2022
Get the Consonant Cliff mug.Refers to a person who is using a console device that costs the same as a good PC and refuses to admit of the superiority of the master race
by wreckl3ss December 12, 2022
Get the console queer mug.When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.
Corey - How are you feeling?
Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.
Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.
Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023
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Get the Mii Conscious mug.When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.
When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.
When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.
Organizational Constipation = Government
by Xam Steele March 23, 2011
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