Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

condominium

what we've all thought of the first time we've ever read that one other word...

Bob: hey I gotta go wash my condo
Joe: no you don't, your condominium is clean already
Bob: you're so cute

by Rhombicosidodecahedron June 17, 2023

Condalsugger

When you eat the sperm out a used condom which then gives the person of interest a dramatic blow of excitement and fascination.

"Oh my gorrrrsh bethany did a condalsugger"
-quote from news report of 2017 where girl was a victim to her boyfriends sexual outburst and became gay after beating her with the condom that she had just slurped.

Bethany was a condalsugger.

by Ticklytitty.1234 June 22, 2023

condom gagging

Condom gaging is when a man cums in a condom while it is inside of a woman’s throat and there is so much cum that it weighs the condom down enough we’re the female or the man has to pull out the cum filled condom out of her throat

Dude last night I was condom gagging my girlfriend, it was so hot when she pulled it out of here throat

by MEGA_SIMP September 5, 2023

condom camping

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed

Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend

by Antcondom September 12, 2023

Condom Sewer

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.

I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.

by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023