Twat Chat

Chatting through direct messages on Twitter.

Theresa: Man, Vivian keeps twat chatting me!
Vivian: Twat chat is fun!

by Cynthia9512Vivian April 22, 2014

Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

by T Weezy77 April 14, 2016

prebang-chat

When a lad describes how badly he is going to 'destroy' that girl over there before he has had any interaction with her

Mak was giving his standard prebang-chat but once again it was all chat no bang

by Chicken Nuggget October 6, 2016

poo chat frown

When someone talks far too much about the act of pooing, and you don't care for that kind of chat

I turned around, and little Johnny had done his first poo in the potty. I was so proud of him pooing all alone. Poo, poo, poo-de-poo.

Turns to Dave What's up Dave

*Poo Chat Frowning*

by Spunky McSpunkerson January 2, 2017

Anal-chateau

When one butt-chuggs the most exquisite wine of the Bordeaux region of Aquitaine.

A red blend is a mild yet bold wine that will augment ones anal-chateau.

by Syde$how July 14, 2018

Get chaat

Chaat is an Indian snack that can be eaten in 5 mins.
Indian boys will suggest a date to ‘get chaat’ as a date idea to appear super chill and casual to their desired partner.
The hope is to hide their nervousness because they are already imagining a life together and having their date’s future babies.

Rohan suggested that he and Sheila should get chaat.
Sheila refused because she did not want so much commitment with Rohan. She offered him a rub and tug as a fair compromise. Everyone won that day.

by IndianNympho69 January 12, 2020