Chinese New Year

When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.

Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.

by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.

That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.

by kpATN June 16, 2011

Chinese New Year

When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.

Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!

by perin keveria June 20, 2011

Chinese dragon foot

When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit

Last night I gave Brenda a Chinese dragon foot, it was dope

by KrIsTeL MeTh June 4, 2017

Chinese Zampa

This is the chinese version of the original Zampa action. The slight difference is for those chinese who can't speak italian in the perfect way it is needed, in order to perform an original Zampa. Therefore, despite the fact that the cheesy italian accent is undoable, one could choose to say the exact same phrase: "I will kill you with MY cock", while pinching a girl on her nose, when she is giving you head - in a chinese accent instead. A chinese accent in this case is every kind of action that would be related to something that is asian, even fake westernized chinese accent that you could see in early hollywood movies. This means that everybody could perform a rather perfect chinese Zampa.

-How was last night?

-Great, I gave a girl some chinese Zampas

-Some?

-Yeah, she couldn't understand what I said the first time, so I kept on until I found a great chinese accent and she got it.

by Chinese Zampa February 22, 2010

Chinese Take Out

Eating food out f an Asian's Vagina.

You are plowing an japans-es girl and you all of a suddenly get hungry. so what do you do you take noodles, rice vegetables, meat and soya sauce out. But you find out you don't have a bowl so what do you do? you shove in to your Asians vagina and start fuck'en her again to mix everything up. then you start to eat her out getting you "Chinese Take out".

by CRS Brain trust October 27, 2010

Chinese fire drill

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion

He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015