Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell

"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"

by glozelluvrz May 16, 2010

Cuckold Creampie

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.

She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.

by Learning is power November 17, 2014

Cryptaxkcdization

The ability to fit an XKCD to every situation, and Google out the link to it in a few seconds.

"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"

***

Her status message was

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"

and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/

by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010

Crease Lizard

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.

Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.

by Sir Charles Barkley May 14, 2010

crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012

crumb dump

The act of taking a seemingly finished bag of chips, creasing it, and gently pouring the remaining morsels into your gullet.

Yo dude, it's literally impossible to crumb dump while driving! Like I'll send a text at the wheel but I cannot finish my chips!

by educatedsnacker July 2, 2012

Cryoturd

Frozen fecal material, preferably one large log, and used for nefarious purposes.

Bob jammed a cryoturd into the vehicle's tailpipe and thought to himself "Revenge is a turd served cold and then rapidly reheated".

by Coraline Mae September 26, 2012