Bench Hole

The booth seat that’s built into the wall at a restaurant, usually trapping at least one unlucky person who must awkwardly scoot in and out while everyone else watches. And is the result of when someone confidently forgets the word booth and invents a brand-new, deeply incorrect term for the wall seat at a restaurant

Don’t sit in the bench hole unless you’re ready to climb over three people just to go to the bathroom.

by BenchHole March 10, 2026

Blunch

To blush intensely which could involve the act of orgasming as a result of blushing.

You’re making me blunch.

by Thebluncher May 2, 2025

Benchump

Benchump is a sour smelly weird cigarette that's been sitting in stale water.

Did you see Bubba? He was smoking the hell out of that Benchump. God it smelled sour and like ass.

by Haybear the Gaybear May 24, 2025

Bench

Bench is a series of events that happens when a boy and a girl go to the morrin maze green area and do the dirty

"If i make this shot i get three minutes of BENCH"

by asian_uncle_mal June 14, 2025

Binchronicity

To bin your waste in time with the song that’s currently playing on the radio.

Particularly relevant to the first banging tune at breakfast.

Hey, I slam-dunked that corn beef tin in total binchronicity with the Chilli Peppers middle 8

by Scamdy-cat January 25, 2026

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Slug Bench

A flat surface at about seat height, that despite being very uncomfortable is used as a bench by students. Usually whist eating.

Person 1: "Are you on a break?"
Person 2: "Yeah, slug bench?"
Person 1: "YEAH!"

by Finn McCooleo September 25, 2009