Brock's Shirt

An article of clothing that has been stretched into a V-chest not too long ago.

Brock: "Ahhh, stop strecthing it!"
Bryan: "Hahaha, it's a V-neck! lol"
Brock: "No, it's a V-chest."
Mom: "Stop stretching Brock's Shirt"

by Bjizzy in da hizz house July 29, 2011

brocal

A bro in your local area

I'm looking for some brocals to join my fantasy football league

Let's check brocals.com to see if there are any pick-up games going on today

by gklein89 January 17, 2012

Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Brocurious

(noun) a bro who just miiiight be gay

"Whoa, is Nick gay? He and Chris are always posting so many pictures on Facebook together!"
"No, he's not gay, just a little brocurious."

by MarthaandConrad September 9, 2013

Brockbard

Someone who creates hero-tales of badger mythology and derring-do, which can never be substantiated by any evidence or witnesses.

" I've saved loads of badgers from certain death all by myself, disrupted countless shoots and destroyed scores of wire-thingy's !"
"oh Mike, you're such a brockbard."

by cage-breaker November 3, 2013

Brocal Point

The bro who demands the most attention in every photo they are in, and becomes the focal point of the image.

"Robbie looks like an asshole in every group photo he's in"
"Yea he always has to be the brocal point of everything."

by Greesy_mike November 10, 2013