A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
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A Delfin: Super-soft.
A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.
A Delfin: Super-soft.
A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.
by orionauts February 27, 2020
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Person 1: Lmao you’re so soft for Derek
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
by DelissaStan March 11, 2020
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Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!
Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*
Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!
Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*
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