sad bastards

People who spend all day posting (especially threads) on NME.com's forum instead of working.

Everyone on NME.com (especially Screwy) are sad bastards

by donny osmonds mums gorilla December 25, 2006

taco bastard

Is a term used to describe a person of hispanic origin, typically can be found workin in fast food places such as taco bell etc etc.

This persons typical clothing is that of a poncho and sambraro.

Their skin looks like they havent washed to give them a dark brown apperance.

They can also become slightly emotional under the influence of alcohol.

an example can be found in any taco bell

"hey look at that stupid taco bastard"

" he looks like he doesnt shower"

by taco bastard man January 1, 2010

egotistical commie bastard

A name that Nikki and Mary call people when they are 1)mad at them, 2)hate them, or 3) are digusted by their communistic ways. If you are called this that means you are very low.

OMG that kid just yelled at us, what an egotistical commie bastard!!!

or


He is so full of himself, what an egotiscal commie bastard.

by Mary & Nikki rock May 7, 2005

sad pathetic little bastards

The population of North America. All the republicans.

"Hi, im from North America & im a republican"
"well you're a sad pathetic little bastard"

by Voice of Sense May 13, 2005

Bastard Boy

A Boy/Man Who Thinks That He Is Always Right When In Fact Is Wrong Most Of The Time.

Bastard Boy -- Mark Farrington & Co.

by Kaydee-Yuli February 13, 2009

pasty bastard

Looking like john king especially during the winter time

John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.

by sudak sudam January 22, 2005

Biggest Scotish Fat Bastard

A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks

biggest scotish fat bastard eg Thomas

by JohnHunter007 July 2, 2009