Nigger Babies 

When an oxy-acetalyne torch is first turned on and you have the acetalyne on real low before turning on the oxygen which makes thick black smoke that bunches together similarly the way hail does and forms little black fragments that fall all over the place

Hey man turn on the oxygen already, you've got Nigger Babies falling all over the car I'm working on right next to you

Nigger Babies by goombyyah December 28, 2011

babies 

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."

babies by urban asshole February 19, 2010

english barbecue

The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.

"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.

english barbecue by Diego August 18, 2003

dirty barber 

While fucking a girl from behind use a hair buzzer to shave her head, sometimes using trademarks(such as initials or nicknames)

"Does that hoe have cancer or did she just get the dirty barber?"

dirty barber by Josh "Thug Life" Schatzberg July 16, 2006

sperm babies 

when sperm leaks out of the anus after anal sex.

"dont cum in my butt i dont want any sperm babies!"

sperm babies by mackbergs February 7, 2006

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

scat babies

A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.

"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."

scat babies by jaylbayt October 21, 2009