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ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.
Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.
by spikeyperson September 15, 2005
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bird person

A nutcase, often found browsing in New Age stores. There is a dispute among philologists whether the term originally referred to those who looked like birds or those feeding the birds.
Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.

That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.
by bird-man May 5, 2008
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Birdcage

A Birdcage is when a guy's ribs protrude farther than his chest. It is a word that is used to joke around with someone with a small weak chest.
Hey pal, Nice birdcage!
by Richie Boncheck November 24, 2009
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Birthday Blowjob

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!
by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010
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dirty birdie

A person who exhibits extreme perversion and an unbridled enjoyment for all things sexual.
You dirty birdie! (in response to a comment involving something perverse or sexual, duh)
by TheAngryMidget May 30, 2004
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bird

A person that gets "around" a lot. a whore, or a playa. Meant in a negative way.
I dont fuck with her, shes a bird.
by White Boy Alex January 30, 2008
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Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?
by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005
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