apple wrist

when ur wrist hurt from holdin ur phone all day

hey i got apple wrist cause my phone so hot

by purple pellets July 22, 2017

Appletard

1. The exact opposite of an Apple "Genius".
2. Anyone who works for Apple corp.
3. Anyone who uses an Apple product and believes they are safe from google snooping and tracking.

Why is the function to add a bookmark NOT under the book icon? Why is it in the share folder next to texting? Fucking Appletards!

by noneyo June 5, 2017

applenn

a really sweet girl. Someone who can have a long relationship. A person who has curly brown hair. And who has brown or grey eyes normaly an applenn has an evil side so dont mess with her the wrong way

geez whos that she has really pretty brown eyes

ohh thats applenn

damn shes hot

Dont mess with her wrong tho

ok

by winter_grey_101 June 12, 2017

APPLE

Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!

'Know what an apple is?'

Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'

by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017

apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.

Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch

"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"

by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017

Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018