A city in central Pennsylvania that once was a nice place to live & raise a family, though now is infested with a scourge of opiates, crack, & blizz. The whole place is crawling with hopeless souls who are so bummed, they use hard drugs to escape the misery of it all. Yet, at the same time, really believe Altoona is the only place that exists. On a lighter note. There are beautiful mountains & lush countryside. It's just 95% of the people are fake & dishonest. They believe that happiness is sinful & that the successful are just something to bitch & complain about. If you go, be sure to visit Sheetz. It's the one shining light of the place & has made it easy for the local population to be the lazy throwaway trash of a society it is. Poor Altoona. Almost everyone there is either a junkie, a snitch, in jail, a drunk, a thief, a liar, a republican, a racist, stupid, or all at the same time, & think that they are great. The place has a cloud of misery stationed over it. Those who think they're above it are actually pretentious downers who suffer from schadenfreude. Charity is an unknown concept & humbleness is seen as being weak. The place is totally backwards & fucked up. Your best bet is to just keep on driving and get the fuck out of there. It's poisonous.
by Truthful5 May 26, 2017
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wow, i wonder what part that girl sings, she is so nice, perfect, and has some nice pearly whites, she also doesn't have a lot of nasty vabrato, and can sing on key and in tune. i bet she is an alto.
by pandajoi April 11, 2005
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A girl or young woman that is heavily into the indie scene in regards to fashion and music and can be often found in trendy indie coffee shops reading or studying.
What did you do last night?
Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.
Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.
by Miltonius July 16, 2005
Get the alternagirl mug.Orginated on HRO, the word is used to describe one who, in his quest for alt-dom follows conventional alt rules (such as purchasing sillie ammounts of records, and shopping exclusively at AmAppy), but due to misguidance from MTV and Urban Outfitters, ends up looking like an idiot.
"Hey, that dude wearing head to toe AmAppy is such an AltBag!"
"I've never seen CRLS, so I wonder if he's an altbag..."
"I've never seen CRLS, so I wonder if he's an altbag..."
by lilski January 20, 2009
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Get the Altoid Hummer mug.A fantastic band. Lyrics are a bit shallow and pathetic for my liking, but the lead singers voice is so deep and captivating that it sends chills down my spine.
Some good alter bridge lyrics are found in the song 'broken wings'.
"On broken wings I'm falling, and it won't be long. the skin on me is burning, by the fires of the sun"
"On broken wings I'm falling, and it won't be long. the skin on me is burning, by the fires of the sun"
by melaniemelaniemelanie August 21, 2006
Get the Alter Bridge mug.Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.
"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
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