Abotsiss

(noun, verb): The act of whipping your head fastly in the direction of a random person.

"Did you see how fast that guy's abotsiss was?"
"He was abotsissing me frequently at that party last night."
"If you abotsiss me one more time, I'm going to kick the shit out of you."

by zuwyki December 23, 2011

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Above the system

Taking rigorous classes with loads of homework, doing 0% of the homework and still succeeding like a boss.

-Walking into class late everyday
-Paying half attention to the teacher
-Fooling around in class
-ONLY copying homework right before it's due
-Still managing to understand everything that is going on
-Getting 100 in the class

n00b: Hey Dungoo! You want to meet up after school to do the Chemistry review packet?

Dungoo(Above the system kid): Get out of my face try hard. *Swags off into sunset*

by LetapKoo October 26, 2012

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Aborapist

Arbor (trees). Rapist. Aborapist (are-boar-ah-pist)
noun - A person who holds an irrationally strong attraction to physical books. When these people talk about libraries, book stores or any large collection of physical books they usually get doe-eyed, dreamy or downright manic.
Their attitude usually extends to a great deal of hatred towards eBook technology (or anything that would supersede the prevalence of physical books as the predominant medium for information storage)

Sally: "Your kindle sucks, REAL books are so much better! I could wander around book stores all day, I want to LIVE in a book store... or a library. Don't you love the smell of old books?"
Johnny: "You are such an aborapist!"

by Ghost_Inside November 13, 2012

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Abominable Snowball

A sex act in which someone ejaculates into another person's mouth. That person then holds the ejaculate in their mouth for a period of time for no less than 1 hour. After the period of time has passed and the saliva/semen mixture has stewed in their mouth, this person then kisses another and forces the mixture into another person's mouth.

Dave: I picked Dina up for dinner last night, but she gave me the strangest kiss before we left. I think she was eating soup or something before hand, it was so salty.

Greg: Dina? She blew me yesterday afternoon. You think it was an abominable snowball?

Dave: Well fuck, that's the third time this month.

by Son of Stone November 2, 2013

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Abomination of a soul

The abomination of a soul is when a girl is humiliated sexually. Actions include, hardcore sex, anal, facials and arse to mouth. Following the activity the girl is asked her name and date of birth to further add to the humiliation. Normally the humiliated girl will initially attempt to show gratitude or happiness for the degrading act she has endured but will often lead to break down.

Side note: Can be very stimulating sexually or emotionally depending on the type of person you are.

Dude 1: Hey dude you seen that porn video the girls soul was abominated!
Dude 2: Yeah man I loved watching her cry when she was asked her name with the jizz dribbling off her face.
Dude 1: The abomination of a soul occurred!
Dude 2: Yeah man!

by Cute lover April 23, 2014

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