Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016
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semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.
Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story
by DenaLee April 06, 2016
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Lewis Carol's stories

A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
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Whore love story

A {private snap} story where you talk about all the people you’ve {hooked up} with and how it went
Jen: Did you see Carly’s whore love story?
Anna: Yeah,she’s crazy.
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storiful

One who is poetic in the retelling of their life's stories.
He wasn't resentful, more storiful.
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Stori

super swag serving weezer fan who is gay and gets so many bitches
Boy 1: ooh wee ooh is that a Stori
Boy 2: It must be, they’re hella slaying
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Stori

Stori is an beautiful girl she has an GYATTTTT
Stori have a big booty
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