Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.

Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.

by aq_ua March 31, 2023

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 01, 2023

hog scraper

A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.

Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.

by Jiggleby December 26, 2013

Sewer hog

Someone who loves anal intercourse but refuses to douche.

I met the biggest sewer hog last night and now I have a UTI.

by s.hog69 June 18, 2022

Squee-hog

When something is off center or crooked.

This text printed kind of squee-hog.

by #1Taytayfan1989 October 03, 2017

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 09, 2018

log hog

A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .

Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.

by Young gangsta big d January 01, 2017