Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Attack on titan

One of the best animes in this day and age even after it's ended and ending was kinda shit (my opinion)

Although if you are gonna watch it let me just say... Don't have a favourite character. Trust me. You'll thank me later.

SPOILER ALERT!: Also how in the ever living FUCK did it turn from a show about scary man eating Titans to a show about race, racism, slavery and war? Isayama rlly fucked us up 💀

Person 1: Yo bro I'm so excited for episode 68 of Attack on Titan!

Person 2: Yeah me too!

*After watching it*

Person 1: *crying his eyes out*

Person 2: I HATE YOU ISAYAMA!

by Modimodo May 7, 2024

National soapy titty pic day

On may 20th any girl of your choice has to send 3 soapy tittie pics

May I get 3 soapy titty pics from you my love

Ayo it's may 20th National soapy titty pic day
send me a soapy tittie pic

by Xylvan May 20, 2024

Ass and tits pics may 31st

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.

Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

Soyboy Beast Titan

there never was a prime cookie.

the Soyboy Beast Titan is militarizing the other titans

by soyboybeasttitan June 22, 2024

Jester of titles

A person dislikes or hates the names he was given at birth so makes fun of all of them they will even abbreviation to ensure that they don't li,e or can't stand them.

Man that's funny your a real jester of titles.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Tana-toilet-titus

when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!

Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.

by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025