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Slip tongue

The language that politicians use to slide around facts and reality.
Our rules and regulations are designed for the benefit of slip tongued politicians and their closest personal friends.
Slip tongue by Skeptical21 November 1, 2021

Cum Tongue 

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
Cum Tongue by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021

Woodpecker Tongue Brain 

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.
"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"
Woodpecker Tongue Brain by kikilele November 27, 2021

Exotic Tongue 

There are two definitions for this phrase:

1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.

2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1: "I heard Amy is fluent is 27 different languages! He has such an exotic tongue!"

2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"

Teriyaki Tongue Punch 

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.
Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner
Blue tongue spanner by Mykemyke February 28, 2022