jumping the shark

Chris Wylde. Whoo-ee. Now there's a man whose opnion you should listen to.

He also sells DiGiorno, and had a shitty talk show on Comedy Central for a while.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

by TrashyCure October 4, 2016

Pole Shark

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.

1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.

by Anal Czar September 17, 2010

mud shark

A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.

Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.

by 132012 February 17, 2009

Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011

Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.

"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."

by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014

Shark Week

Shark week is when a girl is on her period.

Kayla-*cries uncontrollably *
Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?

by Don’tTalkToMe June 1, 2019